I cleaned my shoes with toothpaste
And now I have minty smelling toes And my shoes are still muddy. I made the decision to buy white running shoes knowing the risks, which, incidentally, manifested themselves on my first walk. My white shoes were no longer white and no amount of scrubbing would make it so. But here’s the thing; I regret nothing! My muddy white shoes have shown me places of wonderment like a hidden birdwatch where we delighted in watching an array of birds eating, chirping and splashing about. Those shoes took me on a walk to visit a loved one across a park of healthy mud mounds created by happy earthworms! But now came the time to wear them to posher places - I’m overseas right now and packing shoes is tricky, so I opted for runners as casual attire, don’t judge me LOL, or do, whatever haha! But white shoes are not casual attire if they’re muddy. So this is where the toothpaste came in. It’s white toothpaste and I thought it was a brilliant idea to clean my shoes with it. It was not. I now ha...